WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.
SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER.
OH YES, BUT WHAT A SHAME.
WHAT A SHAME.
THE POOR GROOM'S BRIDE IS
A /WHORE/.

WELL I'D CHIME IN,
WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR NO
IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS
WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITYY 8D

OHYES.
THE OTHER TWO POSTED HYPER JOURNALS SO FUCK IT, I WILL TOO.
IN 37 DAYS GEO'S GOING ON HOLIDAAAY WITH HER TWO BEST FRIENDS AND THE BEST GIRLS ON THIS EARTH YES OKAY I'M EXCITED.

& &

YESSS.
AHAHAHA.
GUYS.
IF YOU'RE READING THIS.
I LOVE YOU.

BRANFLAKES.
DATES.
SPONGES.

WE'RE /VERY/ NOTICEABLE.

WE'VE GOT THE MILK.
AND A CUCUMBER.
AND A LARGE OILY WHEEL.
AND WE'RE CRAWLING.
CRAAWLING.
THERE'S NOT A HOUSE IN WALES THAT WE CAN'T REACH.
OUR HANDS ARE HURTING.
AND WE'RE BREAKING KNEES.

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