AHAHAR.
YES.
TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
IT SUCKED,
BUT THEN SPO AND LAURA CAME ONLINE,
AND NOW ITS THE BEST FUCKING DAY EVER??

AHAHA.
I WANT WALES NOW.
SPO LAURA, I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW..

RAW MILK.

=

COW.

THANKS FOR LISTENING. (Y)

It's my birthday tomorrow. :3

Yes. That is all.

ACTUALLY NO IT'S NOT
'CAUSE TODAY
MY THREE GUYFRIENDS
GAVE ME A PRESENT
AND UM
IT WAS A PHOTO ALBUM FULL OF OUR PICS
AND A VIDEO
AND YOU PUT THE VIDEO IN THE COMPUTER
AND IT'S A MUSIC VIDEO
TO THE FRIENDS THEME TUNE
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUU
AND IT'S LOADS OF VIDEO CLIPS WITH GEO AND CO
AND I LOVE IT

And omg todaii we were cheerleading in assembly and realised we had to be on the /other side of the hall/ but the audience was there by then so me and Sarah joined hands and jumped and started /crowdsurfing/ and it was awesome.

I AM OFFICIALLY IN LOVE WITH STEAM

You won't know what I mean unless you're /in on it/ -winkwinknudgenudge- ;3

Today wuz /epic./
Well.
Lunchtime was anyway. xD

They were doing GCSEs in our legendary form room, and we couldn't get in, so N wander off to the drama studio, and in it there's a stage, and a large piece of grey plasticish stuff on a tilt. And we're all '...wtf.' And we're all /staring/ at it, and suddenly Jade gives this /evil/ smile, and goes 'Geoface. Go stand on that bit that touches the ground. ^^' and Geo's all '..Whai? o.o' 'JUST DO IT.' '-jumps-'

So foolishly I oblige.

STUPID GEO.

STUPID. XD

So I'm standing there on the lower part of this huge grey thing, all 'so what nao. -.-' and Jade /waits/, and then suddenly, before I have time to realise what she's gonna do, she grabs Sarah, nabs up onto the stage, and, holding onto Sarah's arm, /jumps/. With all her strength. Onto this other really high bit of the grey thing, that nearly touches the ceiling, and the bit she and Sarah land on /hits/ the floor, and guess what.

IT'S A SPRINGBOARD ISN'T IT. XD

So Geo goes /hurtling/ off the other end, /flies/ through space, barely has time to skreem, and lands with a sickening thump on her stomach at the other end of the studio. XD And the whole place /explodes/ with laughter, and Geo gets up off the floor with a major nosebleed going 'JEA JEA VERY FUNNEH. D<' and I /run/ over to the springboard, and Jade and Sarah are still on the bottom bit laughing their asses off, snatch Laura's arm on the way, we both leg it up to the stage and jump with all our strength onto the high bit. XD And Jade and Sarah just /ping/ across the studio, Jade lands on her ass on a mat, Sarah gets slightly unlucky and lands on her knees on a bar and we're all 'ouch that's gotta hurt.' And she gets up and goes 'I'LL NEVAR BE A PROZZY AGAIN D:' and starts rubbing her, er, crotch. (Y) GO SARAH. XD

So /everyone/ has a go flinging themselves across the room with a springboard, and then Georgia digs out her iPod and everyone starts dancing on the stage, but Geo gets /bored/ and pulls out a wedge of the stage block (hehe. wedge.) and stands on the bottom of the springboard (Y) and then I'd throw the block onto the high bit, it'd land, and I'd go flying. xD It wuz epic.

So /eventually/ Geo tires of the springboard and starts dancing to Get What You Give, and then the iPod goes 'EVEREHBUDDEH DANCE NAO.' And we all /explode/ into dancing, and then Sophie runs into the room holding this little racecar and we're all 'lolwtf.' xD so Brooke grabs the remote and starts maneuvering the car into people's /feet/, and then we had to play Dodge the Car, and Geo ends up trapped in a tiny walk-in wardrobe with the car bouncing back and forth off the walls /attacking/ my feet. xD So I grab the ceiling beams and start swinging back and forth with my shoulders pressing off the wall, it was /funneh./ Then we get back into the huge drama studio and it's a /mess/ because the others thought it'd be funny to throw streamers of paper chains /everywhere/, and they'd started stamping on them and they'd gotten all over the place, so we grabbed them all and shoved them under the the stage blocks, which are hollow, and then Faith slipped under one, and then we /all/ climbed under and sat huddled there, all of N. Then a teacher went in and saw the mess and blamed the year sevens, it was /funneh./

And the automatic door that isn't automatic got jammed and you had to /squeeze/ through the gap in it. Hehe.

Spo? Ily.
Laura? Ily2.

<333love.

Todaii.
We had two free periods.
Plus lunch.
And so.
We decided.
To /do/ something about our form room.

Nao.
The 10N form room is /gloriously/ messy.
You walk in.
There's a row of lockers, all lined up messily, and they've got coats and hats and bags all /piled/ up on them, and most of the locker doors are open, and you trip over them. Then you've got a bookshelf, with 500 worn-out books all higgledy-piggledy, and a globe on top of it, and usually a school cat, and headphones, and iPods, and straighteners. Then all along the room are loooads of tables. But we, um, /rearranged/ them so now they're in the shape of an N, and they're all wonky, and they've all got stuff written all over them. Then there's /chairs/ everywhere, piled up, tipped over, and there's even one stuck to the wall (..don't ask xD)

Then there's the teacher's desk, that's got a plant on it but we vandalised it so now it's more like a twig, and behind that is the form room noticeboard. Right.

On our form room noticeboard.

The legendary 10N noticeboard.

There is.

-A form photo
-An advent calendar
-A normal calendar
-A big 10N sign
-A poster of Zac Efron (eww. xD)
-Tinsel
-A photo of Scarlett, our form tutor's baby
-A toy monkey
-Photos of everyone in the form
-A picture of Kayvan Novak (PROPERTY OF GEO)
-Pink fluff
-A big banner with very embarrassing content
-A seating plan
-The 'don't feed the Geo' sign
-The word 'SPONGE-O'
-A picture of a sheep
-A picture of a CD
-A spider that moves when you make a load of noise
-A little money box, taped on
-A leaf
-A cardboard wheel
-A 'TODAY WE ARE FEELING...' sign
-Our 10N progress sheet
-A list of all our names
-And a picture of a wedge of cheese, made out of drawing pins

Plus aalll the notices we get in our register (..a lot xD)

Then we have a shelf with CD's on it, then a big white board that's usually drawn all over, then the metal cupboard that doesn't close.

It doesn't close because it's fall of crap.

In it are yards and yards of wool and string and paper chains, plus a lot of paper, card, a model of Mickey Mouse, a black trouser-suit, a big cardboard box with 'THE SIMPSONS' on it, a Christmas wreath, a snowman picture, a green hat, a banner saying 'RIVER EDEN' and a green dress with flowers on it. XD

All along the right wall are windows, one shattered, one with a broken blind, and one with the words 'WE'RE COOL' written on it. x3 And then there's one lonely computer that has a huge tangle of wires. And aaall over the floor there's bits of paper and dirt.

Basically.

And y'know what?

We love it. xD

BUT.

We kept getting a load of crap from teachers.
And behind the lockers there was a..um, slight mess.

So we decided to CLEAR IT UP. 8D

So we rearranged the tables and stacked the chairs and fixed the blinds and hoovered the floor and cleaned the whiteboard and threw out all the stuff in the cupboard and organized the shelves and ripped down the noticeboard and then Tasha opened my locker, got the MASSIVE London-photo of GeoLauraTDSpo that's in there and stuck is over all the noticeboard. XD

However.

Then.

We pulled back the lockers.

You should have /seen/ it. I think we must've got into Guinness, I really do. Literally this huge /pile/ of rotten food and lunchboxes and coats and forgotten bags and books and just /everythinggg./ So half of 'em go 'AAAHHH.', clap their hands over their faces and leg it out the window, some go '..I have to go to, a, um, meeting.' and make for the door, and GeoSarahHannahGeorgiaLauraSophieKatie show they're made of TOUGHER STUFF and start sorting through all the crap.

And we find.

I could hardly even remember these.

An /original Gameboy./

I'm talking the huge, yellow, black-and-white chunky job here, made in 1999.

And here we had one.

WITH TETRIS IN IT.

So we call all of 10N back, Geo nabs the Gameboy, Jade runs off, finds batteries, Geo shoves them in the Gameboy, and WE START PLAYING TETRIS. It was amazing, it really was. XD It just proves how far back our amazing form room goes..8D;

So we all ended up sitting at a table, leaving the lockers forgotten on the floor, while we take turns playing Tetris. Then Hannah came into the room in our fancy-dress costume of the Mystery Machine, which is currently a /huge/ cardboard box.

Clever Hannah.

Not being able to see where she's going, Hannah crashes into the cupboard, it bursts open, everything goes /everywhere/, she trips, bin goes flying, trips, and lands.

Head-first.

In the pile of crap we found behind the lockers.

And then a teacher walked in.

And at this day we declare.

10N's form room has never looked worse. XD

PS.

AND OMG GEORGIA'S CHAIR WENT MISSING IN GEOGRAPHY SO SHE'S STANDING THERE SINGING

'If I should collapse before our mock,
It's 'cause my chair was taken by some cock,
Living without it is like living in a class
With no chaaaair

So hooow
Do you expect meee
To stand on my own two feet
'Cause my butt needs a chair, it's so hard for me to breaathe

Tell me how I'm supposed to sit with no CHAIR,
Can't sit, can't rest with no CHAIR,
That's how I feel when I know it ain't THERE,
-Geo and Sarah in background- No chair, no chaaair! ^^

If you ain't here I just can't SIT,
No chair, no chaaair!'

It was quite amazing.

That is all. XD

Just letting y'all know I'm alive.

This is old as fuck.


1. Put numbers in the boxes instead of x's (example: 1, 2, 3, 4, ...)
2. Repost as "I have lived through ___ of these 158 things."

[1] I have read a lot of books.
[] I have been on some sort of varsity team.
[2] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping.
[] I have been to Canada.

[3] I have been to Europe.
[4] I have watched cartoons for hours.
[5] I have tripped UP the stairs.(Many, many, many times xD)
[6] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
[] I have been snowboarding/skiing.

[7] I have played ping pong.
[8] I swam in the ocean.
[] I have been on a whale watch.
[9] I have seen fireworks.
[10] I have seen a shooting star.
[] I have seen a meteor shower.
[11] I have almost drowned.
[12] I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.
[13] I have listened to one CD over and over and over again.
[] I have had stitches.
[] I have had frostbite.
[] I have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there.
[14] I have stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects.(fucking homework...)
[] I currently have a job.
[15] I have been ice skating.
[16] I have been rollerblading.
[17] I have fallen flat on my face.
[18] I have tripped over my own two feet.
[19] I have been in a fist fight.
[20] I have played videogames for more than 3 hours straight.
[21] I have watched the Power Rangers.
[] I attend Church regularly.
[22] I have played truth or dare.
[23] I've called someone stupid.
[24] I've been in a verbal argument.
[25] I've cried in school. (Once. The day Gina died..)
[26] I've played basketball on a team. (And I sucked. ^^)
[] I've played baseball on a team.
[27] I've played football on a team. (AND I PWNED)
[] I've played soccer on a team
[28] I've done cheerleading on a team. (STILL DO WHOOO)
[] I've played softball on a team.
[29] I've played volleyball on a team. (Just so I could bounce volleyballs off Emily's head :3)
[30] I've played tennis on a team.
[] I've been in the marching band.
[] I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life.
[] I've bungee jumped.
[31] I've climbed a rock wall. (Manymanymany times)
[ ] I've lost more than 20 pounds.
[32] I've called myself an idiot.
[33] I've called someone else an idiot.
[34] I've cried myself to sleep.
[35] I've had (or have) pets.

[36] I've owned a spice girls CD. (I inherited all my sister's xD)
[37] I've owned a britney spears CD.
[] I've owned an N*Sync CD.
[38] I've owned a backstreet boys CD.
[] I've mooned someone.

[39] I have sworn at someone of authority before. (I told my headmistress to go fuck herself :3)
[40] I've been in the newspaper.
[41] I've been on TV.
[] I've been to Hawaii.

[42] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been on the other side of a waterfall.
[43] I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies. (with brothers xD)
[44] I've watched all the Harry Potter movies.
[] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
[] I've watched the 3 stooges.
[] I've watched "Newlyweds."
[45] I've watched Looney Tunes.
[46] I've been stuffed into a locker/I have stuffed others into lockers. (XD Hell yeah)

[47] I've been called a geek.
[48] I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade. (Story of my life)
[49] I've not studied at all for a test and aced it.
[50] I've hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs.
[] I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hours.
[51] I've met a celebrity/music artist.
[52] I've written poetry.
[] I've been arrested.

[53] I've been attracted to someone much older than me. (LAURA. KAYVAN NOVAK MUCH. XDDD)
[54] I've been tickled till I've cried.
[55] I've tickled someone else until they cried.
[56] I've had/have siblings. (Too many.)
[57] I've been to a rock concert.

[58] I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it.
[59] I've been in a play.
[60] I've been picked last in gym class.
[61] I've been picked first in gym class. (..Hannah was captain xD)
[62] I've been picked in that middle-range in gym class.

[63] I've cried in front of my friends. (Again, day Gina died)
[64] I've read a book longer than 1,000 pages
[65] I've played Halo 2.
[66] I've freaked out over a sports game.
[] I've been to Alaska.

[] I've been to China.
[] I've been to Spain.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've had a fight with someone on AIM.
[67] I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.
[68] I've had serious conversations on any IM.

[69] I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me.
[70] I've been forgiven.
[71] I've screamed at a scary movie.
[] I've cried at a chick flick.
[72] I've watched a lot of action movies.
[73] I've screamed at the top of my lungs. (And they'll all just say it's because we're young..<3)
[] I've been to a rap concert.
[] I've been to a hip hop concert.
[] I've lived in more than 2 houses.
[74] I've driven on the highway/been on the highway.
[75] I've driven more than 40 miles in a day/been in a car that went more than 40 miles in a day.
[76] I've been in a car accident. (Hehe.)

[] I've done drugs
[77] I've been homesick.
[78] I've thrown up.
[79] I've puked on someone.
[80] I've been horseback riding. (<3!)

[] I've filled out more than 10 myspace surveys.
[81] I've spoken my mind in public.
[82] I've proved someone wrong.
[83] I've been proven wrong by someone.
[] I've broken a leg.

[84] I've broken an arm or a finger. (Not mine. Ryan's and Hannah's. ^^)
[85] I've fallen off a swing.
[86] I've swung on a swing for more than 30 minutes straight
[87] I've watched Winnie the Pooh movies (LOL)
[] I've forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.

[88] I've lost my backpack.
[89] I've come close to dying. (I was a baby)
[] I've seen someone die.
[90] I've known someone who has died.
[91] I've wanted to be an actor/actress at some point.

[] I've done modeling.
[92] I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings.
[93] I've taken something/someone for granted.
[94] I've realized how good my life is.
[95] I've counted my blessings.
[96] I've made fun of a classmate.
[97] I've been asked out by someone and I said no.

[98] I've slapped someone in the face. (BWAHAHAHAR)
[99] I've been skateboarding. (On a daily basis)
[100] I've been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend.
[101] I've lied to someone to their face.
[102] I've told a little white lie.

[103] I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.
[] I've fainted.
[104] I've had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not. (IT BLATANTLY IS)
[105] I've pushed someone into a pool.
[106] I've been pushed into a pool.
[] I've been/am in love. (No. Comment.)