Dear Spo,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it that night with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about a new life as a clone.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Geo

..Well that was amusing

RULES:

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Muahahaha.

I TAG.

Mmkay, I'm writing a JOURNAL 'cause I haven't done a proper one in forever kthxbaiDEALWITHIT.

And yes.

Today was Friday.

Of course, as you may have noticed..

..Unless you're in Australia.

Which would make it Saturday.

...Heavy.

ANYWAY.

Today was Friday.

On Fridays we have lessons. As do most days. But that's not the point. So. In assembly today we all /squeeezed/ into a small gap, I sat on Helen, then on Hannah, then ended up sitting on Katie, then some people moved onto chairs, then we could sit down and breathe at the same time, then the year sevens sat on us, then we talked about Georgina's memorial on Monday.

...I'm nervous about that. ;-; They've already seen me cry once, and this time I feel like I can't anymore..gah. Moving on.

In Science we were doing a practical involving milk. Geo pranced around with her partner Susie singing 'Milk and cereal (milk and cereal), milk and cereal (cereal and milk) 8D', before proceeding to spill the milk everywhere, and it turned an interesting shade of black as it spread all over the table. We came to the conclusion that it was chemically-treated milk and that we should back away rather quickly. Jordan decided to drink her milk. She looked a bit green afterwards. Then we found out there was iodine in it. She ran off. Came back twenty minutes later looking sheepish and said 'WELL THAT'S ONE WAY TO DILUTE STOMACH ACIDS. 8D' and fell over her chair. Happy days.

And then we all pranced up to English. And our English set has the same people as our IT set, and suddenly from the back of the room Sarah goes '...Have any of you guys handed in your IT coursework? o.o' chaos erupted.

'It had to be in today??'
'Shit.'
'I want to be buried.'
'Alive?'
'Very funny, Shingleton.'
'Milkandcereal,cerealandmilk!'
'SHUTUPGEO.'
'WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING PUNCTUAL.'
'YOU'VE HANDED YOURS IN??'
'No.'
'-deep groan-'
'Okay, if we all stick together and /none/ of us hand it in, we should be alright..'
'YEAH. HE CAN'T PUNISH ALL OF US 8D'
'-nerd- That isn't fair for those who handed it in. 8)'
'..PRETEND YOU HANDED IT IN EARLY.'
'...'
'ALRIGHT PEOPLE, IF ANY OF YOU HAND IT IN YOU LET US ALL DOWN.'
'Righto chief.'
'Everyone with me?'
'YEAH.'

Then we had to go get laptops. I dropped mine. Nobody noticed.

At break Jade fell out a window. :3

And then we had GeographyScience which was boringass stuff.

Lunch was fecking /awesome/ xD

We usually go and eat in the hall, but we were having a triple birthday party, so we all crammed in the form room, shoved all the lockers back, put Faith in a locker, our form tutor came in with CHOCOLATE FINGERS AND CAKE OMG, and we all played games. Musical statues. I was out on the first go 'cause me and Hannah were doing our fake-fight routine and I was getting to the bit where I fake-punch her in the stomach. But the music stopped, I sort of /fell/ halfway and landed on my feet with my ass in the air. NIIICE. OWNED. xD

And then we played Musical Bumps. I nearly broke my tailbone. 8D Then Musical Chairs and I kept sitting on people. Georgia won in the end. The one who put my hand through glass. Baaah. D<

And then we played Pin the Tail on the DONKEY omg. And Laura drew an arse on the board, but our tutor called it profane, so she drew a donkey head with teeth next to it. It didn't help. xD We were all pants at it. Katie even managed to pin the tail on the opposite wall, bless her >D

Then somebody decided we were gonna do a danceoff. Thriller came on, we all jumped up and did Thriller. Then the Macarena. Then random dance moves. Sarah vs. Brooke. Then someone goes 'SARAH V. GEORGIA.' so Helen says 'NO, SARAH V. GEOR/GIE/' and everyone pokes me. So I get up and do a ferret dance. (YAY SPOOOO) while everyone gave me 'o__o' looks. Then Hannah came and said 'sorry, she hasn't taken her medication' and dragged me off the floor. xD

Myeah and then in German we had to go to our library (which is redecked by the way. IT'S PURPLE. :3) and talk to someone called Beatrice who asked us questions. Katie failed. I was quite good. >D

And in DT, we went on the computers and were attempting to print off our work. The printers were being temperamental. Me and Hannah walked from the computer to the printer /fifty-eight/ times, I counted, and didn't even get our work printed in the end 8D;;

WHOOOP WHOOOP IT'S THE WEEKEND.

And I go to the city with friends tomorrow.

And stay in and work on Sunday.

And me and Spo have just been dancing to random songs.

Synchronized.

And then taking the piss out of languages.

ILUALL.

Adieu.

Tony just came into my room with spaghetti and meatballs.

Life is good.

And yes, I'm alive.

I steal too much stuff from

Check the bands you've HEARD OF. Not just the ones you like.
Be honest, people! If you really have never heard of them. Don't mark it. it just makes you look faker.

ALTERNATIVE:
[ ] Weezer
[x] Paramore
[x] Panic! At The Disco (I LOVE.)
[ ] October Fall
[ ] The Academy Is...
[ ] Coheed And Cambria
[x] Bayside
[x] Yellowcard
[ ] Sugarcult
[x] The Dresden Dolls
TOTAL SO FAR : 5

COUNTRY:
[x] Rascal Flatts (What huuurts the mooost.)
[x] Carrie Underwood
[x] Leanne Rhymes (How do I liiive without youuu)
[x] Garth Brooks (HE SANG RINI'S THEME)
[x] Dixie Chicks
[ ] Kenny Chesney
[x] Tim McGraw
[x] Faith Hill (And eeeverywheeere I ammm, there you'll beee.)
[x] Shania Twain
[x] Johnny Cash

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

EMO:
[ ] Hawthorne Heights
[x] Halifax
[ ] Forgive Durden
[ ] Amber Pacific
[x] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (Sang Skye's Theme.)
[ ] From First to Last
[ ] Senses Fail
[ ] Underoath
[ ] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit the lights
[x] Dear Whoever

TOTAL SO FAR: 16

INDIE:
[ ] The Hush Sound
[ ] Eisley
[x] Death Cab for Cutie
[x] Dashboard Confessional
[x] The Killers (VNSJXCVNDNF <3333)
[ ] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[x] Hot Hot Heat
[ ] Gym Class Heroes
[x] Franz Ferdinand
[ ] Modest Mouse

TOTAL SO FAR: 21

METAL:
[x] Slipknot (Daniel's obsessed.)
[x] System of a Down (SFVSDBNB)
[x] Disturbed
[x] Metallica (I play most of their songs <3)
[x] Guns n' Roses
[x] Lamb of God
[x] Slayer
[ ] Hatebreed
[ ] Killswitch Engage

TOTAL SO FAR: 28

POP:
[ ] Teddy Geiger
[x] Ashlee Simpson (Ew.)
[x] Kelly Clarkson (WHOOOO)
[x] Jesse McCartney (Just so you knooow, this feeling's takin' controool)
[x] Avril Lavigne
[x] Pink
[x] The Veronicas
[x] Daniel Powter ('Cause you had a bad day.)
[x] James Blunt
[x] Natasha Bedingfield (SANG GEO'S THEME)
[ ] Ryan Cabrera

TOTAL SO FAR: 37

POWERPOP/POP PUNK/PUNK:

[x] hellogoodbye (<3)
[ ] Cute is What We Aim for
[ ] Cartel
[ ] The Click Five
[x] Fall Out boy
[ ] Lucky Boys Confusion
[x] Good Charlotte (FDNDNFSDJKSAJDKASJD)
[x] Bowling for Soup (High School Never Ends.)
[x] Relient K
[ ] Less Than Jake
[x] Simple Plan (CAN'T YOU JUST GO SOMEWHERE ON VACAAATION)

TOTAL SO FAR: 43

RAP:
[ ] Ying Yang Twins
[ ] T.I.
[ ] Paul Wall
[x] Tupac (Chaaanges.)
[ ] Jamie Foxx
[ ] Ludacris
[x] Lil' Jon
[x] Outkast
[x] 50 Cent
[x] Kanye West (Strooonger.)
[x] Notorious B.I.G (Missing Yoouuu.)
[ ] Young Jeezy

TOTAL SO FAR: 49


SKA:
[ ] Reel Big Fish
[ ] The Specials
[ ] Mad Caddies
[ ] The Aquabats
[ ] Sublime
[ ] No Doubt
[ ] Madness
[ ] Operation Ivy
[x] Bob Marley
TOTAL SO FAR: 50

ROCK:
[x] Taking Back Sunday
[x] All American Rejects
[x] Motion City Soundtrack
[x] Avenged Sevenfold
[ ] Angels and Airwaves
[x] Evanescence (Wake Me Up Iiiinside.)
[x] My Chemical Romance
[x] Green Day (Boulevard of Broken Dreaaams.)
[x] Blink 182
TOTAL SO FAR: 58

CLASSIC ROCK:
[x] The Beatles
[x] Led Zeppelin
[x] The Rolling Stones
[ ] The Who
[x] Pink Floyd
[ ] The Doors
[ ] Jimmy Hendrix
[x] Queen
[x] Van Halen
[x] Bob Dylan
[ ] Simon & Garfunkel
TOTAL SO FAR: 65

Now multiply by two
and put "I Am _% Obsessed With Music"

...Lol 130.
IT GOES OVER ONE HUNDRED. ;D

I feelz left out.
So quiztime it is.

Stolen from You know I love you Ao

Girlish-

[ ] I love at least one shade of pink.
[ ] I don't like being messy.
[ ] My belongings are organized.
[ ] I don't like rock music. (...-jawdrop- Do people who don't like rock music even EXIST??)
[ ] I like wearing accessories all the time.
[ ] Bright colors amaze me.
[ ] I hate black. (-snorts and casts eyes around the blackness-)
[ ] I go to the salon once a week.
[ ] I comb my hair almost all the time. ( My hair is hopeless.)
[x] I bring my phone with me everywhere. (...o_O Only 'cause I freak out without it. It's my essential. )

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
10% Girlish. Rofl.

Boyish-

[x] I wear baggy pants.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I listen to boy bands like My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, Switchfoot, Sum 41
[x] I like wearing jackets with hoods. (HOODIE MATE)
[x] I'm too lazy to do chores.
[ ] I don't like shopping. (I love it if I'm with friends.)
[x] I like to go bungee jumping. (I've never been but I'd love to. xDD)
[ ] I like being sweaty.
[ ] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes.
[x] I barely wear perfume. (ECK)

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
70% Boyish LOLOL.

Nerdy-

[ ] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket. (xD Whenever someone needs a pen we're all 'WHO HAS A PEN? WHY DO NONE OF US CARRY ONE? DD< we're idiots.)
[ ] I enjoy studying. (Pfft.)
[x] I wear glasses. (AGAINST MY WILL)
[ ] I'm a straight-A student.
[ ] I've never skipped any class in my whole life. (XD Not skipping classes just wouldn't be a 9N behaviour.)
[ ] I like my shirt tucked in
[ ] My favorite subject is science. (EW)
[x] I enjoy reading books. (So? D<
[ ] My assignments are always passed on time. (xDDD NO.)
[x] I correct people with their grammar. (Sometimes.)

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
30% nerdy.

Emo-

[x] I love the color black.
[x] I always sit at the corner.
[ ] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes. (Sometimes.)
[x] I like listening to metal rock music.
[x] I have a lot of problems in my life.
[ ] I'm not much of a loud person. (depends)
[ ] I don't talk much. (Depends)
[ ] I don't have that much friends.
[ ] I barely have fun.
[ ] I barely go out with my folks or friends. (Nahh. I love being out )

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
40% Emo. Aahhh.

Childish-

[ ] I am open to my parents. (Pfft no.)
[x] I sleep with a stuff toy. (YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT BITCH? D<
[x] I watch cartoons. (CARTOONS FTW)
[ ] I don't like watching horror movies. (xDD I'm a wimp but I still watch them)
[ ] I sleep with a night light. (..No)
[ ] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
[ ] I'm scared of roller coasters. (HELL NO. I got out of my seat and stood on the safety bar of one doing the Soulja Boy dance. I nearly died. )
[ ] I like being with my family relatives (not really =/)
[ ] I take bubble baths. (I don't take baths. Showers. xD)
[x] I've ran around the house in my underwear. (XDD Totally)

Add up all your marks and multiply it by 10.
30% Childish

Popular-

[x] A lot of people adore me. (Um. Ryan Tyler TD Spo Laura. Is that a lot? xD They're all deluded anyway. So meh.)
[x] I hangout with the coolest crew at school! (WE IS THE A-TEAM MATE)
[ ] My parents are rich.
[ ] I get all expensive things I want.
[ ] I don't wear the same outfit twice.
[ ] I always have the latest gadgets.
[ ] I'm updated to the latest gossips.
[x] I don't like people blocking my way. (..Who does? o__O)
[x] I have a lot of friends. (Yaaaaay)
[x] A lot of people look at me. (XDD Mainly because I'm doing something retarded.)

Add up all your marks and multiply by 10.
50% Popular. (God I feel all boastful o__O)