Blargh..it's so late. And I'm scared. And shaking. This sucks. ;-:

..So yeah. LET'S DO A QUIZ.

○● N A T I O N A L I T Y Q U I Z ○●

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea. (...Addiction)
[x] You know what a brolly is. (...Who doesn't?)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[x] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (If I'm hungry xD)
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.

Total: 8 (I'm so British xD)


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 3

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (She's my best friend! xD)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather

total: 5

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 3

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (..Pull the trigger.)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. (..In our music lessons we just ATTACK the piano and slam our hands on random keys whilst being screamed at. Does that count?
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.

Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (xDD)
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car. (
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.

total: 4

○● D U T C H ○●
[x] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.

total: 5

1: British (Who didn't see that coming? xD My blood goes back generations of compleeetely British. )
2: German (Eh?)
3. Dutch/Russian (Um. Okay.)

Wasn't that fun.

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search. (Aw, these were great, so I'm doing more than one xD)
A: Georgie needs a life outside of Lulu's pregnancy. (...What? xDDD)
Georgie needs to use a Special Needs diet. (..Thanks xD)
Georgie needs new hips. (..Yay.)
Georgie needs to respect the beliefs of other cultures. (Joy. So now I'm a racist.)
Georgie needs better underwear support. (-dies- xD)
Georgie needs an experienced Sheltie owner, a yard to romp in, and someone who will keep him active, or boredom will result in unwanted behavior. (...Too right.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Georgie looks soooo pretty and just look like a retard lol. (Someone's bebo or something xD)
Georgie looks like French bulldog, and she loves pillows. (THANKS A BUNCH xDDDD)
Georgie looks stunning as always!!! (Whoot )
Georgie looks so peaceful (Hm.)
Georgie looks really cute here. (Pshh.)
Georgie looks back at their relationship, the good stuff and even the times Dillon let her down by sleeping with Sage and Lulu, but Georgie keeps loving Dillon, even if he's not the guy she thought he was, she is still in love with him. (o__O Dillon?)
Georgie looks every inch a bag woman with her woollen sweater and inch-thick spectacles. (...xD WHEEE.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Georgie says "I'd always assumed that my first time diving would be in some exotic tropical waters." (I'd drown.)
Georgie Says Don't You Dare!
Georgie says that now she's more sure than ever that Coop is the guy who killed, or at least tried to kill, four women. (Detective Geo.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Sleepy Georgie Wants Cuddles (o__O)
Georgie Wants To Be A Horse!!! (...o_______O)
Georgie wants Susie so he screams. (Oh God.)
Little Georgie wants to be amused.
Georgie wants Jim to leave his wife and start afresh with her. (I'm a slag xD)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Georgie Does His Thing With Strings (o__O)
Georgie does not sell her work directly.
Georgie does not have that fear.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Georgie hates lots of things.
Georgie Hates: CHAVS!
Georgie hates collars, she had destroyed 3 of them.
Georgie hates taking a bath so much that he runs away from home. (ROFL)


Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Georgie asks Martin if she can borrow something off his desk.
Georgie asks me directly if I have any treats for her.
Georgie asks Lucas to go to the soda machine with her.
Georgie asks "Is that a coconut?" (...xD)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Georgie goes a bit lala for bebovision (xD)
Georgie goes marching in.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Georgie likes to run up skate ramps. (I DO ACTUALLY. xD)
Georgie likes people and other dogs.
Georgie likes horses and doesn't like evil old buggers like me.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Georgie eats goldfish. (xD)
Georgie eats old gray rats and paints houses yellow. (o_0)
Georgie eats his prescription food without any problem so I'm not worried about it anymore. (..D: Ohnoes.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Georgie wears an expensive looking bracelet.
Georgie wears a starchy array of uniforms, cardigans and the occasional mildly seductive after-hours number. (xDD)
Georgie wears some butt-ugly glasses. ()
Georgie wears many hats.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Georgie was arrested for murdering her girlfriend. (HOMOCIDAL LESBO)

That was amusing.
Two things I've learnt.
I have a boy's name.
And there are lots of dogs called Georgie.

I'm in total shock.

We were in school today, and we were told to go to the gym after fifth period, German. So we all went there, and were all 'what's going on?' and then our form got separated from the rest of the school, and taken into another little room. And people were crying, and I'm all 'what, the drama getting to you? xD' and then I got shut up because someone goes 'something to do with Georgina..' so I sat down at the back with Katie and Hannah, and loads of people are crying, so we're like 'The hell...?'

So this teacher, Miss Griggs, comes in and she looks really really sad. And the sobbing is unbearable. I hate the sound of people crying. And then she goes 'I'm afraid to tell you something very sad about Georgina Williams...' and Sarah, one of her best friends, just jumps up sobbing and tries to run from the room, and she was just crying 'I don't want to hear!' and it was AWFUL. And then Miss Griggs just says straight out that Georgina was found dead this morning, and everyone in the room just gave this scream. And they kept just muttering 'No. No way. No.' And I was shaking and crunching the bones in my friends' hands, all 'This has got to be a joke. This has got to be some sick, twisted JOKE.' But it wasn't. And I'm sitting there shaking, everyone's crying, her best friend..Naomi, I can't believe it, I feel so sorry for her. And then I forget everything about never letting anybody see me cry and started sobbing. And we just cried and cried through that whole period.

So teachers keep coming in with tissues and everything, and everyone else gets told, and we're all just sobbing and gasping and we're all 'I can't believe it. This can't have happened. She can't be dead.' And everyone's hugging and clinging to each other every time they sob, and we're all shaking like leaves. So Katie was saying about if we pray we might feel better so me, her, Hannah and Charlotte were all praying, and we were just sobbing so badly and everyone was gasping. And lots of people were like 'I can't breathe' and 'What are we gonna do now she's gone??'

I can't believe it! Just yesterday she was there, happy and smiling, and now to think she was just found and I'm never gonna see her again..;__: And we kept saying stuff like 'I can't believe we'll never sit next to her again, or hear her voice, or anything.' And everyone's just hugging everybody and that scream just keeps ringing in my ears and it's terrible. And everyone kept bursting into fresh floods of tears, and we're all devastated and crying and crying.

I can't believe it. How the crap did this happen?? And right now, just before the holidays? I don't know how she died but if she's been killed then God help the guy that done it. Just seeing all those people with tears running down their face, not knowing what to do or say, and knowing I'm never gonna get to see her again..I can't believe she's gone.

If you've ever lost someone close to you then you know how it feels. Now that I have, I..realise you can't possibly imagine it if not. This is terrible. Ridiculous. Why did it have to happen?? And all the teachers are going round saying we just have to accept it, and then it'll stop hurting. It's not gonna stop hurting for a long time! A really long time! Our form tutor, this awesome guy, was going round so sympathetic, hugging everyone, even the meanest teachers were being understanding while everyone just screamed with the shock and sorrow 'cause she'll never be in school again. We got letters saying she 'suddenly died' and how it's 'very sad.' Well, DUH. I feel so sorry for her parents, and her best friends. This is one of the most terrible things that ever happened to me. And we got told, and I'm just clinging, like 'No. I don't like it! This is scaring me, it's not happened, this is a joke. No way. I don't like it.' and everyone, everyone crying. It effects me.

RIP Georgina. ;__: You'll be in my prayers. I still can't believe you're gone. This is sick. I can't believe it. How can you be gone..?

Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
Ill be missing you
Thinking of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
Ill be missing you

Aahh, Geo's having an awesome weekend..;

Though yesterday was embarrassing. xD As many people know, GEO HATES PINK, GIRLY STUFF. So my LOVAHLY form thought it might be funny to cast me as a PINK GIRLY FAIRY in the play/assembly thing we had yesterday. So I gots into school, and I'm instantly MOBBED by twenty or so people attempting to get me into this lil' pink dress and ECK. AND I DID PUT UP RATHER A SPECTACULAR FIGHT. D< I was fending everyone off with my fists and a math book.. But then Faith got behind me, and she had these heavy little wings, and she locked them onto my back and omggg. Everyone could just reach behind me and pick me up by the wings WITH ONE HAND. Agh it was embarrassing. So they'd be all "Alright, Geo? 8D -picks up by wings-" so I'd just be flailing in mid-air all like "YEAH, ANY CHANCE YOU COULD PERHAPS COOPERATE? LIKE, /PUTMEDOWN/??" it was funneh. x3 So I ended up dressed as a fairy OHJOY. It KIIIIILLED my rep.

And then I got home and had to have a loooong chat with Tyler. Which was rather fun. I'm such a bully

And then I had to TOTALLY wake up early on a SATURDAY MORNING I mean wtf, and walk alllll the way across town to Charlotte's house, and knocked on her door. And heard a groan of "Go away, I want to die" so just opened the door and let myself in and she was still asleep. xD So I had to kinda, sit on her, jab her with a fork, give her death threats and the like. So I EVENTUALLY get her out of the house, and she's stumbling along, all "Call a cab, I can't be arsed to live. e_e;;" So I stole her phone, called a cab, and we both piled in. Unfortunately we only had a fiver. Sooo we had to get out early. xDD
So, we were going out to the port to see off Han & Katie, who're going to Germany with their German penfriends. But the ship was gonna leave IN FIVE MINUTES, and it was still a ten-minute walk to the port. So we took our idea of a 'shortcut', up the hill. The legendary hill. See, it's all cut and roped off, has been for years, because it's steep as a brick wall, slippery, muddy, and really, really, tall. So being BAD we took the risk, ignored all the 'danger of injury' signs, slipped under the barriers and started attempting to climb it. That was the time when we WISHED Hannah the Spiderwoman was there. So there we were, scaling a wall/hill, and you had to dig your nails in to the sides which were all muddy and it was eww. xD And then Charlotte fell, and I was clinging on with ONE HAND to reach out backwards and grab her by the wrist, and then it was all urghhh. We got to the top without dying, then had to take the huge drop at the end, and then we came out right next to the White Cliffs. THERE'LL BE BLUUUUEBIRDS OVAH DAH WHITE CLIFFS OF DOVAHHH. And we were veryveryvery late. FORTUNATELY, so was their ship. So we surprised them by seeing them off and we were skreeming and hugging and everything and it was great. ^-^ Then they had to get on the ship, and we're waving like craaaazy, when a very sleepy-looking, anguished Ryan rushes up and starts skreeming "NOOOOOO I DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE TO HANNAHHHH D:" But then Katie and Hannah run out on deck and Hannah was shouting obscenities at Ryan. And Ryan's holding this football, which he's written corny messages all over, and signed it, and he's all "I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HERRRR D:" so I snatched it off him, dropped it and did this SPECTACULAR kick RIGHT on aim so it fell into Hannah's arms AND OMG IT WAS AWESOME. xDD

And we're shouting all this corny stuff like "ADIOSSSS WE LOVE YOUUU TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER DON'T DIIIIE LOVE YOUUUU AND RYAN, LEAVE GEO ALONE, AND GEO, DON'T LET HIM RAPE YOU KAYYY WE LOVEEEE YOUUUU" ahaha it was awesome. And then Charlotte and Ryan were being all sad and depressing, and then I remembered watching some friends sail awaaaaay all those years ago so I got depressed too OH JOY.

So now I'm back home, waiting for someone interesting to sign in so I can annoy them.

WOO UPDATES.

Okay so..I haven't updated in ageesss. e__e;; Sorry guys. I went camping, which as EPIC, and I've had my SATs, and projects, and homework, and exams coming up and such. So jea I'm sorry. D:

UPDATE

I'm currently being stalked by some creep named Tyler who's got a thing for me. o__o;; Personally I think he's messed up and/or needs new glasses D:

UPDATE #2

I've got an OBSESSION with this song. Jesse McCartney, Just So You Know. It's really epic <333

UPDATE #3

I go to London in FIFTY days with the three best friends the world has ever known <333 Expect a loooong update after that. I don't know much about it yet, but trust me, it's gonna be really really awesome.

OUT ON THE TOWN 8D

We have some German students in our school for an exchange, and last Saturday, FIFTEEN of us went four towns across to a huge city. We almost missed the train, all of us got packed in there together, we got hopelessly lost..AND WE WERE ACTING LIKE SUCH KIDS. XD 'Cause me and Charlotte go in this one shop and there are these plastic Union Jack hats for a quid..so we buy them and wander around the city all liek 'ROUD TO BE BRIT. 8D' And we went to the BEAR FACTORY OMG where it's so corny. You fill the bear up with stuffing at the same time pressing buttons which apparently inject cuddles, love, etc etc. o__o;; and you have a lil' satin heart you put in, and then you name it, get a birth certificate, clothes for it and stuff, it was EPIC xD And it's like for 6-year-olds. So guess what folks. We all got one. 8D And everyone else got clothes but I was skint from buying out the world's supply of Doritos and a crazy hat so mine had to go indecent. 8D AND WE SAW THIS GUY OUTSIDE SAINSBURY'S GIVEN OUT BALLOONS SO WE'RE ALL 'OMG BALLOON PLZ.' So we were walking through a crowded city, in silly plastic hats, clutching teddy bears and party balloons. YOU CANNOT TAKE THE PWN.

And we got lost so I was gonna ask this one guy for directions but kinda got bored so I started chatting him up. Flirting. With colourful language. Then Meike, one of the Germans, points out he's a cop between pissing herself laughing and i'm all 'FUCK -FLEEE-' and ohh his face.

And then we almost missed the last train home. But we caught it. And were singing 'Last Train Home' all the way. It was win. <3

USELESS BIT OF RANDOM TRIVIA

There are there two girls in my form, one called Faith, who acts SO MUCH like Spo that I keep accidentally calling her Spo, and another called Lori that I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY CALLING ORI. I mean bloody hell Spo, you're INFLUENCE.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!